I want to begin by apologizing to anyone who has been offended by my jokes or comments. I am truly and deeply sorry. I have learned that I need to be more respectful and pick my words more carefully whenever I talk to anyone on any medium. To those who were offended by anything I said in the past, I apologize.
I also want to address the allegations that have been made about me. I have never sexually touched a minor and I categorically deny any such allegation.
Looking forward, I have deactivated my social media, and my .coms point to nothing. I have cancelled all my con appearances and now take my leave.
It is my sincerest hope that you will accept my apology. I am truly and deeply sorry.